Hello friends it's been too long. I don't have any fancy excuse as to why I have been away for so long, well I do have one: laziness. Yup. Your favorite "mean one" is a lazy fat F**k. N E WAYS.
The main point of this message is to finally tell Mr. World of Warcraft ahem...I mean Tuza to BUZZ OFF!!! Now don't get me wrong I love like a brother, but the dude has a problem, and he is trying to pass it on to me! He is trying to get me to play WOW! I mean I have been clean for 3 months, 12 days, 7 hours, and 39 seconds. Does he know how hard it was for me to get over my addiction to massively multi player online role playing games. So I have been concocting a story to get Tuza off my back. Lets just pray this information does not fall into the wrong hands AKA Tuza, of his also evil girlfriend who shall remain nameless.
My plan: Tell Tuza that I have been too busy playing other games on my Xbox360 console, or that "I have too much on my plate" to have time for WoW, or any MMO for that matter. My ruse has been hard, but I think he is on to me. He casually asked for photo graphic evidence! Lucky for me I have friends who came to aid me in my plight. I'll show you the "evidence" that I gathered. Here they are.
Well friends I hope when I show him the aforementioned Photo he believes that they are legit, and that he buys the "evidence" long enough to relocate my family to a better safer place where World of Warcraft...and Tuza can't harm us. Well pray that the encryption holds in this website so he don't read what I wrote here...
*thunk Thunk THUNK*
Oh SH*T...he at the door. If any thing happens to me tell my wife, and child that I lo-